2007official:

awwww-cute:

My cat guarding her first and only baby

Before I read the caption I thought it was her butthole

artisjustfrozenmusic:

feralblonde:

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

get some duct tape & fix that attitude

Don’t you have some jars you could be opening?

ashcum:

wintry-mix:

blood-orange-handed:

there are three levels to tumblr friendships:

1. super nice messages

2. slightly wierd messages

3. messages with the entirety of bohemian rhapsody lyrics and messages at 4am saying things like “what if you woke up and u were a chicken”

If you are looking to move from level 1 to level 2 or level 2 to level 3, CONSIDER THIS YOUR INVITATION.

If u are looking to going straight to level three with me my ask is wide open

(Source: rose-lalame)

pauladeenandporn:

when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.
pauladeenandporn:

when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.
pauladeenandporn:

when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.
pauladeenandporn:

when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.

pauladeenandporn:

when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.

(Source: watchthefirefliesdance)

arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she used to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

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gettingsweptaways:

lorpe:

when the drive thru guy tells you to order and you’re not ready

I laughed entirely too hard at this.

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thecutestofthecute:

Australian Cattle Dog/Blue Heeler Appreciation Post
thecutestofthecute:

Australian Cattle Dog/Blue Heeler Appreciation Post
thecutestofthecute:

Australian Cattle Dog/Blue Heeler Appreciation Post
thecutestofthecute:

Australian Cattle Dog/Blue Heeler Appreciation Post
thecutestofthecute:

Australian Cattle Dog/Blue Heeler Appreciation Post
thecutestofthecute:

Australian Cattle Dog/Blue Heeler Appreciation Post
thecutestofthecute:

Australian Cattle Dog/Blue Heeler Appreciation Post

thecutestofthecute:

Australian Cattle Dog/Blue Heeler Appreciation Post

muchholyverytrinity:




I’m laughing at this reaction to “watch out for momma pig because she will jump along side the boat” 

muchholyverytrinity:

I’m laughing at this reaction to “watch out for momma pig because she will jump along side the boat” 

edgarsbitch:

alecstasy:

alecstasy:

my dog just had surgery to get a nipple removed and when she came home after the surgery she immediately walked to the window and she has been staring out of the window for like half an hour now thinking about her new life with one less nipple

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when will my nipple come back from the war

Kiss me on the sidewalk, take away the pain.

(Source: taylorswixft)

fluerly:

im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me

lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

(Source: wertheyouth)

(Source: jumpthenfalls)